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		<title>Study finds texting while driving increases typos</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Cull</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new study suggests that people who send text messages while driving are more than four times as likely to make a spelling error. <a href="http://hmcsnews.wordpress.com/2009/10/10/study-finds-texting-while-driving-increases-typos/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hmcsnews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8352224&amp;post=153&amp;subd=hmcsnews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Zombies take Halifax, Vancouver: apocalypse imminent</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 04:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Cull</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Canada&#8217;s east and west coasts were attacked by zombies on Saturday. While it is still unclear where the zombies came from, authorities are confirming that the cities were overrun by hundreds of undead by mid-afternoon. It is feared that the &#8230; <a href="http://hmcsnews.wordpress.com/2009/08/19/zombies-take-halifax-vancouver-apocalypse-imminent/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hmcsnews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8352224&amp;post=142&amp;subd=hmcsnews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Clinton rescues journalists in Jack Bauer-like fashion</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Cull</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Clinton single-handedly rescued two American journalists from a North Korean prison on Tuesday.

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		<title>Governor-General drops sick tracks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Cull</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Governor-General Michaelle Jean will be hitting the record charts soon.

The Queen's Canadian representative recorded a rap song and video while visiting an Edmonton youth society this past weekend. <a href="http://hmcsnews.wordpress.com/2009/08/04/governor-general-drops-sick-tracks/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hmcsnews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8352224&amp;post=103&amp;subd=hmcsnews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Harper steals a piece of Jesus</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Cull</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A video has surfaced on YouTube showing Prime Minister Stephen Harper apparently slipping a communion wafer into his pocket during the funeral mass of former governor-general Romeo LeBlanc last week. <a href="http://hmcsnews.wordpress.com/2009/07/09/harper-steals-a-piece-of-jesus/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hmcsnews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8352224&amp;post=87&amp;subd=hmcsnews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Talking trash heap weighs in on Toronto&#8217;s garbage woes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Cull</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Toronto's municipal strike nears its third week, who better to offer her opinion than a sentient pile of garbage?

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		<title>Technorati Set-Up (please ignore)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Cull</dc:creator>
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		<title>Michael Bay discusses new movie: &#8220;Shit Blowing Up&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Cull</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the heels of his wildly successful, but critically lambasted, movie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Michael Bay allowed HMCS to sit down with him and talk about his upcoming film, Shit Blowing Up. <a href="http://hmcsnews.wordpress.com/2009/07/03/michael-bay-discusses-new-movie-shit-blowing-up/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hmcsnews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8352224&amp;post=62&amp;subd=hmcsnews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Air Canada to test “snakes on a plane” scenario</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Cull</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Air Canada is about to find out what really happens when snakes are loose on a plane. In anticipation of allowing pets to fly in the cabins of its aircraft in July the company is testing safety scenarios involving several types of animals. <a href="http://hmcsnews.wordpress.com/2009/07/03/air-canada-to-test-%e2%80%9csnakes-on-a-plane%e2%80%9d-scenario/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hmcsnews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8352224&amp;post=56&amp;subd=hmcsnews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>N.S. court convicts seal-hunter hunters</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Cull</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Nova Scotia judge found two men guilty on Tuesday of hunting sealers without a permit. <a href="http://hmcsnews.wordpress.com/2009/07/03/n-s-court-convicts-seal-hunter-hunters/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hmcsnews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8352224&amp;post=53&amp;subd=hmcsnews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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